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Posted 11/17/2009 4:42:00 PM

A man has a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital.  He is in intensive care, and the doctor comes out of the room to address the wife.  The doctor says, "ma'am your husband has suffered a severe heart attack, and I'm at a loss to inform you he will be brain dead."  The wife pauses for a moment then says, "Oh, oh my, brain dead,?  We have never had a democrat in the family before."

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Posted 11/17/2009 8:24:00 PM

So does that mean the entire east side are Democrats?  


Meaning they are all brain dead...

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Posted 11/17/2009 8:27:00 PM

You lost me at So soes....?

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Posted 11/18/2009 7:45:00 AM

Fixed.

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Posted 11/18/2009 8:41:00 PM

Seeing how the east wins gold balls something like 10-1 over the westside I guess that makes you short bus material, but then again we knew that going in.  The WIAA is now accusing the eastside of taking advantage of the vulnerable.

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Posted 11/18/2009 10:19:00 PM

You'll want to put this event on your calendar: 

I have four extra tickets for the Robbie Knievel (son of Evil Knievel)  Event at the Ford Center next weekend in Beaumont, Texas if anybody wants them. Robbie is going to try to jump over 1,000 Obama supporters with a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer. 



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Should be a good time. 


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Posted 11/24/2009 8:08:00 AM

 

Dear Grim Reaper,


 

So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favorite singer Stephen Gately and my favorite actress Farah Fawcett.


 

Just so you know, my favorite politician is Barack Obama.


Regards,

J. McCain

 



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Posted 11/24/2009 9:18:00 AM

Obama has the Internet monitored for people who don't like his politics, or him for that matter.  Codman be on the lookout for black suburbans and white surveillance vans labeled Joe the Plumber's Plumbing service.



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Posted 11/24/2009 12:04:00 PM

Sorry to here O-bam-a was ill.

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